Random ramblings on the origin and location of Paperback Writers (rare breed that we are):

Unbeknownst to mankind in general, our names (being our "by names Christened") are not to be mentioned because we're in no mood. Yet once we felt pens and computer keyboards growing under our palms and fingertips, we became Deidra Waters and Cream Tangerine, Paperback Writers of great un-renown, this being that we're not famous. Now for a spot of publicity... there be a little land called Beatlelinks, and there be links to our homeland, Paperback Writers and Co. Ltd, Std, LSD, CIA, BBC, and other assorted nonsense, all marked clearly by a blinking link. Therefore, five and six, you'll have to click on a link to read any of the stories, amen. 

Howeverafter, this be the home of Deidra and Cream T, ONLY!  Please do not submit to our torture; we shall not publish anything other than our work, we being the Watery-Creamy dictatorsihp of Paperback Writers and Co. Ltd, Std, LSD, CIA, BBC and other assorted nonsense. 

You can, however, go to our stories to read a lot of stuff that never happened but somehow fills your heart with imaginary glee. If with our humble rambilngs we meet your emotional knees, we be happy. It's our considerable opium you'll enjoy this as much as you would enjoy Listening to The Beatles.

I hope we passed the audition. (Thanx Johnny!!)

Cream Tangerine and Deidra Waters.